sushinfood:

goofle:

She wears short skirts I wear t-shirts and we’re both getting sent home from school because its distracting to boys apparently

okay this one made me laugh

(via fricksivan)

zealotarchaeologist:

i stepped on the scale today and it said “bat”

it took me a few seconds to realize it meant the battery was out, but before i realized that i just said “i am not a bat” out loud

(via hmstroyler)

troye: happy little pill music video coming soon

tyler: boyfriend tag bloopers coming soon

me: the death of both of you coming soon